Rubber Chicken - Oh Mack
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I was out one night, with the band

Our gig went well, but our drummer Mack started to dance

He had a bit too much and he took a fall

As we rushed him to the hospital, his head started to swell

The bill took all our money, and our lives went down hill

We were on our way to no where, hungry as hell

we were passing by a ranch, and turkeys on a farm

Mack gave us all one look, you could see it in his eye

He had a plan, He had a plan-

Oh we knew it was wrong, but we'd be off by down

Mack had a swell and we were all hungry as hell

It was late in the night, when we broke into the barn

Mack grabbed that turkey, running like a chicken

I rand towards the truck, right passed that farmer mad as heck 

He fired his shot gun and he hit down my friend Mack

He through that chicken far, right into my hands

I hopped in the truck, and jack drove our get away car

We'd been driving for some while and gas was getting low

Jack pulled over and he pulled out a pot

I grabbed the water, 2 gallons in the trunk

He built a fire and we pulled out all the feathers

We boiled that chicken, as we took a nap

I dreamed of my friend Mack and that he were back

Though when I awoke, I cried my eyes out raw 

Jack said cheer up, at least we got some food

We bit into that meet and it was hard as a rock

The Chicken got all rubber and I don't have a drummer, any more-

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Song Title: "Rubber Chicken - Oh Mack"

Song written By: Melissa M. Carlisle

Idea was inspired by: Wild Rumour just hanging out while doing practice and some chatting.
..also by: Robert Liclair's childhood/teen story.

Writer's Quote, "I am totally agents stealing and animal abuse, but I just had to write this crazy song."